My life according to Google…

Type in the following and choose the first choice (that makes sense)that appears on the list:

1 *Type in “[your name] needs” in Google search:

“Carolyn needs a spanking.” (Yes, REALLY!)

2. *Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

“Carolyn looks like Satan’s best Stormtrooper.”

3. *Type in “[your name] likes” in Google search:

“Carolyn likes to spin. Yes, that rhymes.” (I swear I’m not making these up!)

4. *Type in “[your name] says” in Google search:

“Carolyn says that it was an intense time of both learning and discovery... If something could hit Jupiter, then something could hit Earth.”

5. *Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:

“Carolyn wants to drink 4 pints of water she drank 3 cups in the morning and 2 cups in the afternoon how many more cups does Carolyn need to drink?” (Definitely NOT me since I hate drinking plain water.)

6. *Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:

“Carolyn does rock!” (Google is so smart!)

7. *Type in “[your name] hates” Google search

“Carolyn hates having her picture taken.” (Damn straight!)

8. *Type in “[your name] goes”

“That afternoon, Carolyn goes out into the garden to pick some roses...” (Article about the movie _American Beauty_.)

9. *Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

“you know carolyn loves you ;]”

10. *Type in“[your name] is” in Google search:

“Carolyn is a seasoned, well-traveled artist, writer and photographer..." (Yay! Hopefully someday...)